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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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