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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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