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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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