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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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