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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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