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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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