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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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