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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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