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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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