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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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