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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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