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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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