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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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