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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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