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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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