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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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