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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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