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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏
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