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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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