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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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