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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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