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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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