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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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