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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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