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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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