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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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