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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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