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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘
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