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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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