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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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