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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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