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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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