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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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