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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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