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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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