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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏
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