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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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