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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍
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