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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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