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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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