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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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