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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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