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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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