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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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