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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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