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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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