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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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