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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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