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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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