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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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