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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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