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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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