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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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