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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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