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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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